My Menu

TAPAS

A selection of traditional Spanish  & Mediterranean dishes

Chorizo in Red Wine

Sliced chorizo sausage in a red wine reduction.

Calamares Fritos

Squid rings in a light tempura batter, served with a home-made smoked garlic aioli.

Sardine Pâté

A freshly-made sardine and tomato pâté with sticks of crusty bread for dipping.

Patatas Bravas

Roasted cubes of potato in a tomato and chilli sauce.

Gambas Ajillo

Langoustines in a garlic butter.

Croqeutas a Jamon

Ham and cheese croquettes.

Tortilla espanol

The classic Spanish omelette, with peppers, ham, mushrooms, potato and onions.

Setas con Ajo

Mushrooms in a garlic and white wine.

Boquerones en Vinagre

Salted anchovies in a white wine vinegar

Albondigas

A slightly spicy beef & pork meatball, in tomato sauce

Smoked Salmon and Olive Pâté toasts

Slices of baguette with a duck and black olive pâté, topped with a sliver of smoked salmon.

Asparagus Fondue 

A fondue of asparagus and gruyere cheese, served with chunks of fried bread to dip.

 

STARTERS

Seasonal and local, and loosely inspired by French classics

Smoked salmon, with a smoked trout, horseradish & dill roulade

A slice of smoked salmon rolled around a smoked trout pâté (with a little bite) on lightly-toasted blinis.

 

Pan-fried foie gras

Normandy foie gras on a lightly fried baguette slice, served with an apple salad and confit of figs.

 

Grilled asparagus in hollandaise (v)

A fresh mix of local green and white asparagus grilled with salt & pepper and slathered in Hollandaise sauce.

 

Queen scallops

Sautéed queen scallops served on a slice of fondant sweet potato with saffron mayonnaise, cubes of beetroot and a pea & mint purée, with a smoky bacon and black pudding crumb.

 

Chef’s salad

Crisp mesclun salad and cherry tomatoes with warm peppered smoked mackerel, honey-roasted beetroot cubes, new potatoes and walnuts, in a horseradish and balsamic dressing. Available without mackerel for a vegetarian option.

 

French onion soup (v)

Traditional french onion soup, made with three types of onion, with a melted gruyere baguette slice on top.

 

Bruschetta sharing plate (v)

If nothing takes your fancy, try a sharing plate of eight bruschetta, mostly vegetarian, including classics like tomato, basil & garlic; black olive tapenade; blue cheese & shallot; spicy sardine pâté and sesame prawn.

 

SEAFOOD

Seasonal and local, tried & tested favourites.

Lobster rolls*

The classic shredded lobster and butter-mayonnaise on a roll, with salad leaves and thin crispy chips.

 

Hake*

Pan-fried hake on crab crushed roast potatoes, with baked vine cherry tomatoes, slices of fennel and a fennel & chive beurre blanc.

 

Monkfish*

Bacon-wrapped monkfish tail in a mustard beurre blanc, served with new potatoes in chive butter and classic French lentils.

 

Blackened river trout*

Baked trout in a ginger, spring onion & garlic jam, served with a light celery & coriander risotto and steamed Chinese leaves.

 

 

VEGETARIAN

A handful of extra vegetarian specials.

Pumpkin & pistachio risotto (v)

A delicious sweet & savoury creamy risotto with fresh pumpkin or squash and crushed pistachios.

 

Forest mushroom risotto (v)

A classic, made with cepes, morelle & girolle mushrooms and flavoured with truffle oil.

 

Cauliflower & almond risotto (v)

With saffron, powdered truffle and a full glass of Marsala.

 

Three bean & lentil Moussaka (v)

A vegetarian twist on the traditional Greek dish, made with aubergines, courgettes, chickpeas, white beans, red and green lentils in a tomato and garlic sauce with three-cheese topping.

 

Spinach, ricotta & pine nut fetuccine (v)

A classic pasta combination, given a little twist with a dry sherry sauce base.

 

Spiced cauliflower & tahini tagine (v)

A North African tagine of cous-cous, with dates, dried fruit, spiced roasted cauliflower and sun-dried tomatoes.

 

Bombay saag aloo (v)

The classic potato & spinach curry served with home-made roti and basmati rice.


MEATINESS

Slow-roast lamb

Slow-roasted lamb shoulder in rosé wine, rosemary and garlic served with roast potatoes, minted peas and creamed leeks.

 

Steak frites

Fillet steak with thin crispy chips, and a choice of traditional, peppercorn, blue cheese or mustard béarnaise sauce.

 

Pulled pork sandwiches

Juicy slow-roasted pork belly meat served on a burger bun with spicy coleslaw and chunky chips.

 

Duck breast

Pan-fried duck breast, served with a black cherry sauce, hasselback potatoes and sautéed green beans.

 

Mediterranean lamb three ways

A French-dressed lamb chop in a mint & parsley crumb, a Turkish ‘Lady’s Thigh’ kofte meatball and slow-roasted lamb ragout in a blend of North African spices, served with truffle mashed potatoes and braised baby carrots, or roasted Mediterranean vegetables.

 

The Hemingway burger

This is almost famous amongst family, friends and returning guests, and is my most-requested creation!

 

Cooked according to a recipe created by Ernest Hemingway in 1953, served with bacon, gherkins and melted brie with salad and chips

 

Trio of curries

A red-hot chicken Balti, a delicious vegetarian mushroom & potato Madras and a Saag Aloo lamb & spinach make up this ‘traffic lights’ set of curries, served with basmati rice and a home-made roti.

 

 

DESSERTS

Personal cheese platter

A selection of 5 (mainly local) cheeses, served with fresh bread, crackers, grapes and sliced apple and pear. Cheeses vary from week to week, but the selection normally includes: mimolette, cheddar, comté, emmental, gruyere, camembert, brie, époisses, reblochon, coulommiers, roquefort, bleu d’auvergne and goat’s cheeses, flavoured and unflavoured.

 

Table cheese platter

A larger selection of 10 cheeses, served with fresh bread, crackers and sliced fruit.

 

Spiced apple & rum tart

My variant on the local ‘tarte Normande’, lightly cinnamon-spiced apples slices on a rum custard in a pastry tarte base, served with chantilly cream or ice cream.

 

Steamed pears in a tarragon & cognac crème

Cored pears steeped in cognac  and slowly steamed, served with a tarragon and cognac flavoured cream.

 

Triple chocolate mousse

A light white chocolate whipped cream mousse atop a milk chocolate egg-white mousse and a dark chocolate thick crème patissier.

 

Home-made ice cream

Flavours alter from month to month, but have included chocolate, orange & clove; coffee with roasted whole coffee beans, and vanilla & Baileys.

 

Home-made sorbets

Again, flavours change according to available ingredients, but have included blood-orange; lavender; rose-petal; calvados (local apple brandy) and fig.

 

 

 

 

 

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